Paired to Perfection
Elwood Segeske
1955 - February 25, 2016
ELWOOD "BUDDY", III, age 60, former soccer player, tool and die maker, and David Bowie look-alike, ate his last Philadelphia soft pretzel on February 25th, 2016. ... read more
His death followed a week-long battle with torso failure and the lasting effects of a 1992 alien abduction. He was preceded in death by his father Elwood Jr. and his mother Margaret nee: Sumlktis. He leaves behind two sons, Kyle and Elwood IV, brothers Stephen and Kevin, sister Lucille (Louann Segeske) Fleming, step-mother Mickey Segeske-Meistersinger, life-partner Lisa Razzi, whom he met at the local psychiatric hospital, and a battery-operated cymbal-smashing monkey.
Buddy was raised on the mean streets of Kensington, where he claimed the men were men. He spoke fondly of his childhood friends, and those who didn't end up in prison went on to become carnies, bottle cleaners, master debaters, and/or Republicans. Still, despite his neighborhood's hardscrabble reputation, Buddy says he cried the first time he made love, although it was probably due to the pepper spray.
An avid collector of safety glasses which he kept in the rear cargo compartment of his trusty Dodge Durango, Buddy also had a habit of hanging onto business cards, which made his wallet thicker than George Costanza's and ultimately required him to undergo back surgery. And although he achieved many things in his life, he was most proud of his years playing soccer and his near-perfect recall of Beatles song lyrics.
To relieve stress, Buddy preferred smoking and drinking over yoga, although he did cut a fine figure in yoga pants according to his partner Lisa and an undisclosed number of female (and male) admirers. He also loved playing pool and fishing. He will be remembered for his contagious smile, sparkling blue eyes, gentle heart, and inappropriate sense of humor.
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Episode 7: I Want to Believe
Southbound Brewing Co. Cosmic Howdy
Juicy | Citrusy | Hoppy ABV: 6.8%
“Raise your glass to the sky with this juicy IPA. This heady beer collides dank aromas into open clusters of citrus, melon, berry and pine, perfectly eclipsing all others. The flavor spectrum created by this orbital harmony generates a divine beer that shoots for the stars! Cosmic Howdy is brewed with El Dorado, Citra, S. Cross, and Amarillo hops.”
Squad Rating: 8/10 - this makes a great pool beer or an easy drinking IPA for those who don’t typically enjoy hoppy beers.
Episode 8: Checking In
Hotel Welcome Cocktail: Cucumber Cooler
Bright | Refreshing | Crisp
Who doesn’t love a welcome cocktail when checking into a hotel? Not a cocktail fan, who doesn’t enjoy a glass of refreshing cucumber water? This week’s cocktail blends the two perfectly with a crisp and fresh cucumber cooler.
Need the recipe? We got you. All you have to do peel two cucumbers, shave off a thin slice and save it to make the garnish, juice the freshly peeled cucumbers - just throw them in a magic bullet and call it a day. Take the fresh juice, throw in a splash or two of lime juice, add ginger syrup (to make the ginger syrup, take simple syrup and soak some fresh ginger in it - strain ginger out), pour two… or more… ounces of your favorite gin in, and shake over ice. Strain and pour over fresh ice in a rocks glass. Remember the sliver of cucumber you saved? Take is and accordion fold it on a toothpick and set across the top of the glass. Voila, you made your own welcome cocktail!
Squad Rating: 9/10
Douglas Legler
1955 - February 25, 2016
Doug Died. ... read more
Douglas Allen Legler, 85, of Fargo, died Saturday, June 27, 2015, at Sanford Medical Center. He was a longtime driver for Nash Finch, later working in vending machine repair, and painting farm equipment. He was an avid singer, and once placed second in a talent show. He was a fan of country music, especially the music of Ernest Tubb . He loved cars and took occasional trips to a casino. He was predeceased by his wife, Beverly, 17 years earlier, and his girlfriend, Renee, last fall. He is survived by his daughter, Janet Legler Stoll, who considered her father a good-natured jokester and prankster, with a great sense of humor and very lighthearted. Despite the brevity of his obituary, Mr. Legler lived a rich and full life. His daughter, Janet, said what really defined her father was his ability to laugh and make others laugh. He was very quick-witted, funny, and had a heart of gold. His daughter said he was one of a kind.
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Episode 9: Get the Paddy Started
Irish Coffee
Strong | Rich | Creamy
“Irish Coffee was created in the winter of 1943 by Joe Sheridan, chef at Foynes Port near Limerick, Ireland. Foynes had become one of the biggest civilian airports in Europe during World War ll and then an airbase for transatlantic flights that often carried political or Hollywood figures. The airbase was usually just a stop over for longer flights to refuel, and often due to weather, passengers would need to stay for the night and new restaurant was created to cater to these dignified passengers. One evening, a flight had to turn back to Foynes Air base mid way through its journey. Chef Joe Sheridan, feeling empathy for the delayed, cold and weary passengers decided to whip up something special for them to drink.”
The Ghosts Recipe:
Coffee with a bit of sugar
Two shots of Jameson (feel free to add more if you’re feeling boozy)
Homemade whipped cream (whipping cream, heavy whipping cream, powdered sugar to thicken, a big splash of Irish cream - whip everything together with a hand mixer to desired consistency)
Squad Rating: 10/10
Thomas Mulligan
Unknown - July 25, 2019
THOMAS "TOMM", beloved husband, father, grandfather, and occasional office Santa, passed away at home in his recliner, just as he had always promised he would. ... read more
Born in Brooklyn, Tomm grew up to live the American Dream—marriage, a career, a house in the suburbs, and two opinionated children who never let him forget it. A Bishop Ford High School graduate, he worked in technology at Lahey Clinic for over 20 years, where he was considered indispensable, though no one quite knew what he did. He never missed a chance for an inappropriate joke or a cigarette break.
A passionate DIYer, Tomm was known for keeping at least five unfinished projects at any given time. His interests included comic books, playing the lotto, making his children uncomfortable, and an unwavering love of cheese. His dedication to Doctor Who was only rivaled by his commitment to not wearing pants at home—interests he often combined.
In his later years, Tomm devoted himself to caring for his wife, Iris, as she battled advanced dementia. He will be missed by everyone who knew him. Except Iris, of course. Everyone else, though.
He is survived by his wife, Iris Mulligan; his "favorite" daughter Kim Mulligan of L.A.; his other daughter, Amy Schiripo, and her husband Alex of Dracut; his cherished grandchildren, Xander and Alana Schiripo; his brother, Keith Mulligan; and his niece, Mariah Borthwick of Brooklyn.
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